When they first met, Dan only liked Brandy because he thought she liked the band Phish. (thanks Kelsey!)
The first time Dan and Brandy kissed, Dan was dressed like a lumberjack and Brandy was dressed as the Artist formerly known as Prince.
Because of Brandy, Dan is now an avid fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Once the theme music comes on, Dan has an involuntary reflex to play along with some face-shredding air-guitar.
Dan is not-so-secretly jealous of Brandy’s booty. Brandy is secretly jealous of Dan’s beard.
Dandy’s favorite midnight snack? A delicious grilled found-in-the-fridge with cheese.
Brandy and Dan bake pies together almost every day, but Brandy has never once procured ingredients for the pies.
Dan's story of how he met Brandy takes three hours to tell.
Until Brandy entered his life, Dan didn't know you could dance to any song ever created.
The amount of times Brandy has said "Taylor Ham" since she began dating Dan in 2011 has increased by 18,000%.
The mutual friend who introduced Brandy and Dan was originally trying to set Dan up with one of Brandy's best friends.
For years Brandy has had a secret Pinterest board of pictures of what her and Dan's future children might look like.
Dan has never once let Brandy cook potatoes.
Dan and Brandy have a hard time falling asleep if they aren't each lying on a couch, with the lights and TV on.
Photos by Casey Catelli.